1. daresdreams:

    Changed into shorts. We’re going horseback riding.

    oooh you might wanna wear jeans if you’re horseback riding


  2. "He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."
    — this is really important (via dirtyberd)

    (Source: a-quiet-old-soul, via ratchetivity)



  4. My favorite pastime is watching Chopped.





    What does that say about me?

    it says that you’re a fucking trill ass human being. that’s one of my favorite shows.

    I grab random shit out my cupboard and try to make something cause of Chopped

    "You have rope, kale, ground mustard, and Ox booty with 30 minutes on the clock"

    Lmfao. That last comment causes me to fall out of a chair.


  5. johnthemod1:


    god I love south park

    (Source: south-park-gifs, via coochietickler)



  7. "Witcho Cute Ass"


    Don’t do that
    Don’t smile
    Don’t laugh
    Don’t look at me 

    Witcho cute ass

    I utter
    Contradictory demands
    When I can’t resist you

    Witcho cute ass

    and you know it
    the way you drive me crazy
    you’re the only one who possesses that power
    and then you wanna laugh
    walkin away from me 
    knowing I’m gonna pull yo ass back
    into my arms
    into my heart
    and never let go

    cause’ I love yo cute ass

    — Dignified King

    (via coochietickler)


  8. westendblues:

    please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

    it’s damaging and alienating

    (via smalldarkandbright)


  9. actegratuit:

    In two of Aurel Schmidt’s more recent series, the artist’s highly rendered drawings depict leafy vagina lettuce and ginger toes, among other inventive combinations of body parts and edibles.

    (via wzrdkelley)


  10. godradio:

    Tweakin // Vic Mensa (featuring Chance the Rapper)

    (via frozenwithversaceice)